Telephone Demotivational Poster
HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.
WHAT?! - I said THIS IS CORNY! You forgot to rinse out my can, you douche!
ATENTION - Support, Good morning, Alf is talking
HI... - Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
I KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE - Because you never call or text Which is just like you.
Times Change -
WHAT I SAY -
THIS IS YOUR CELLPHONE PROVIDER -
Of Course ! -
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